My name on msn 'OH I'M A PHOTOGRAPHER, SEE I POINTED MY CAMERA AT A SUNSET AND MADE IT BLACK AND WHITE AND PUT COPYRIGHT ON IT URURNRNFNFFHHHH' prompted my friend to have this convo....
[MichaeL] says:
nup... youre not a troo photographer until you run around the house and take at least 12 extreme closeups of inanimate objects at craaazy angles
slew says:
with many shadows
slew says:
and give them titles like 'wistful' and 'beauty'
[MichaeL] says:
now youre gettin it
[MichaeL] says:
'this is the foxtel tv guide hanging off the coffee table... i think it represents the frailties of life... i call it 'grace'...'
slew says:
here is my shoe tipped over to the side where I dropped it earlier in the day.... it is now afternoon, and the sun casts a shadow over it... the shadow of life? I call it.... 'shadowz' the z stands for originalit*VOMITS UNCONTROLLABLY*
[MichaeL] says:
you just described about 78% of deviant"art"
[MichaeL] says:
sort of an ironic name though... they pics arent 'deviant' at all, and 'art' depends on the definition...
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[MichaeL] says:
you seen this somewhat recent HDR trend? fuck it annoys me... originally, people took photos in HDR to actually capture the contrasts and ranges that regular photos couldnt, and they were made to look realistic... UNTIL... ~joeblow69 with a cheap camera and pirated software decides that itd look awesome to overdo the HDR so much that things look cartoon...
slew says:
eeew
[MichaeL] says:
omg i just had the best idea ever, nobodys ever done it before... im gonna take a picture of myself... but not of my whole face... just my EYE! and im gonna use photoshop and make it RED!
slew says:
SO ARTSY WHERE U GET UR IDEAS
[MichaeL] says:
they come to me in dreams!
slew says:
BUT TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE ARTSY, PUT LOADS OF EYELINER AND MASCARA ON AND THEN PUT WATER ON IT SO IT LOOKS LIKE UR CRYING OMG SO EMOTIONAL
[MichaeL] says:
oh wow.. i love it
[MichaeL] says:
'what are they crying about?' theyll ask...
[MichaeL] says:
and theyll never understand it, cause its just too deep
slew says:
deep as
slew says:
I think tomorrow I'll go into my garden and take a photo of a flower close up and like.... make everything black and white except for the petals?
slew says:
it's heaps original and awesome
[MichaeL] says:
oh wow... and you could like... make the petals crying!
slew says:
and call it 'mother nature.....o rly'
[MichaeL] says:
oh wow ur gonna lyk get sooo many friend requests tomorroz!
slew says:
i bet i get liek 20,000 favs
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I suddenly realised that I was over the name WolfGuard a .. long time ago. I like this one so much better. Much more mysterious and unknown.
Anyhoo, hope to see you around here more.
okay, now if you reply this next time, you....have really shit art. Yep. I think you will definitely reply.
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